A BLOKE was brutalized online for responding to a prompt he shared on his Hinge profile, suggesting he can make any girl “mine now.”
Searching for love on an app has arguably become the norm when it comes to dating these days and while some people have had huge success, others struggle to get past the squeaky profiles that appear too often.
On a case-by-case basis, a man who thought it would be lovely to reveal his skills involves making a girl “laugh uncontrollably”.
At first glance, this might seem like a perfectly appropriate response to the “I’m a regular at” prompt, but it’s what he went on to say that has left people confused.
The full response shared on her profile read, “Make a girl laugh uncontrollably. I’m going to make her laugh so hard she sniffles like a little pig.”
“Oink oink girl, you belong to me now.”
Unsurprisingly, his response probably didn’t get the reaction he was hoping for as it ended up going viral on Twitter, with some people saying it was enough to get them to remove Hinge for good.
“It just reminded me that I need to delete this shit from my phone. Dates are hell,” one girl commented in response.
Another was just as unimpressed as they wrote: “It makes me want to never laugh again, what is he going to do next, steal my face.”
A third tweeted: “I feel like the Hinge is the worst dating app ever.”
However, not everyone was completely put off, one person confessed, “I hate to laugh.”
Meanwhile, a woman shames Bumble Match who told him to “go to the gym and join Weight Watchers” after asking him out.
Additionally, a girl shares the epic Tinder failure after a date made her sit over dinner with her mom and was asked about her “intentions.”
And this boy “tired of being single” has been called “evil” for revealing his intention to separate his friends and their girlfriends.