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Adult website offering pitchers $ 100,000 to undo the belts, drop the hole



Umps gets a bit handy with Max Scherzer.

Umps gets a bit handy with Max Scherzer.
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How much would it take for you to show off your genitals online? Some people do it for free. Some people say they would never do it in a million years, but let’s face it… everyone has a price, and it’s just been named in honor of some of the Major League’s elite pitchers. Baseball.

That’s right. It looks like CamSoda, one of the biggest adult webcam services in the world, is taking a page on the old White Sox Steve lyons play book.

The adult site reportedly offered $ 100,000 to Max Scherzer, Sergio Romo, Jacob deGrom, Trevor Bauer, Zach Wheeler, Gerrit Cole and Shohei Ohtani to “drop the holes and undo their belts” for an hour-long webcam show on the site. The offer comes a day after Scherzer and Romo staged scenes on their respective grounds by undoing their belts and removing several other pieces of equipment in order to be inspected for foreign substances, according to the new. MLB Guidelines for the inspection of the referee.

This is obviously a ridiculous proposition. I mean these guys are making millions and millions without showing anyone their private parts. If CamSoda really wanted to get an All-Star MLB pitcher to show up for their hour-long “porn”, I mean they have to offer at least seven figures. These pitchers don’t get out of bed for less than a cool mil.

So far, the only pitcher I’ve been able to see with this idea is Trevor Bauer. Bauer is well known for being involved in weird ventures, and we all know he doesn’t care too much about what he does online. He could sign up for this show just for the fun of it.

If pitchers ever decide to “play” for the Internet, it’s not like it’s something baseball fans want to see. I’ve never watched a baseball game and I was like, ‘You know what? It would be much better if the pitchers weren’t wearing pants. I never wondered what their testicles looked like, and I never thought their talents would be better served on an hour-long adult webcam show. If CamSoda really wanted to draw a crowd, they would make this offer to Jimmy Garoppolo, Cristiano Ronaldo, Bartolo Colon – you know, the athletes we watch that make us wonder how in the world someone’s jaw can be so chiseled, how someone’s abs can be so sculpted, how can someone make the whole sports world applaud with a bat. These guys.

I will say, however, that this idea opens up several other avenues for adult videos in the future. I have no idea what it would be called, but imagine an adult movie star playing the role of a referee inspecting a pitcher’s glove and finding an illegal sticky substance. The referee tells the pitcher that he will be suspended for the remainder of the season. The caster asks, “Is there nothing I can do to change your mind?” »Boom! Copyright. My idea. Stay away. She is a goose that lays golden eggs.

This is obviously just a blatant marketing scheme used by the site to attract attention and be mentioned on a sports news website. Hmmm .. Doh !!. It’s clear that the site doesn’t expect any of the named launchers to accept their offer, but by making such an outrageous, unprecedented hilarious offer, it gets attention, and that’s all that gets them. really interests, isn’t it?